Newcomer Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills toasted us with:
What's more important, love? Me holding all the beer in both hands to look like a gentleman OR me holding your hand lovingly and being a gentleman.
Anonymous Whitey - I think I know this guy, he likes Corona - poured forth with:
Yep, the missus could always hold her beer better.
And Nooter capped things off with:
No longer marketable as a sultry prostitute, Venus is earning cash nowadays by renting out her services as a wheelbarrow.
Our winner? Leeuna uncorked a good one with:
Don't judge me! She's carrying the lite beer
Way to go Leeuna. You have the distinction of hangin' with the dufus! Congratulations...and pass me and Whitey a cold one.