Baby Sitting Rule #101: REMEMBER TO LATCH THE LID CLOSED.
When cannibals poo.
Sorry you have to take another bath in the toilet Johnny, but mommy still can't figure out what to do with the stuff in the tub.
Out of the crapper, the original brat was born....
Look at that big pile of crap...in the tub!
"Moooooommy...the foot plunger got stuck!!! Help me outta here and take care of your own logjam!"
This is worse than New York's problem with rats coming up through the plumbing.
No entry.But what a clever idea! Using the tub for storage.Hmm. I wonder if we could get away with that. Always looking for more storage space. hee hee OMGawsh I gotta. Word Veri: pighordI kid you NOT! hee hee
Bawl! Mom, pleae, don't flush, I promise to behave! I promise! Moooom!
21st Century version of the Plague of the Firstborn.
The Revenge of the Flushed Goldfish
Little Jimmy felt a bit flushed.
The inspiration for Harry Chapin's first draft . . ."The kid's in the crapper and he smells like poo;His sister just flushed and he lost his left shoe;When can I get out, dad? I don't know when;But you'll take a shower then, son, you know you'll take a shower then."
I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLUSH THOSE CONDOMS DOWN THE DAMN TOLIET!!
You have to make up your mind, Timmy, up or down, because I'm closing the lid now.
*plop*"Mommy!! Daddy dropped the baby again!"
This is probably where that guy got the inspiration for "The Human Centipede."
Little Jimmy finds out the hard way that his real father is the Ty-D-Bol man.
i just swam up from China and boy are my arms tired.
These entries are hilarious! I suck at captioning but what the hell is in the tub? Are these up and coming hoarders?
dady, do i have to take part in the foot washing ceremony again...
i couldn't find the cell phone, but here's those Legos i threw in last week!
But Mommy, I want to go see NEMO!!!!
The toilet monster ate up my poo and I'm going after it!
Revenge of the Turds.
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