Saturday, 19 June 2010

Pause Ponder and Pussy Cats

Okay so many of you knobs went for the obvious this week.  Hello?  Lights on but nobody home? I'm not talking about your high beams here. We better nip this in the bud. Here are some of the week's most titillating captions:

Perennial player Moooooog showed his bra-wn with...

The day I decided I wanted to be a cat.


A proud 00dozo stuck her chest out and let fly with...

The local animal shelter unveils its new ad campaign for Adopt-A-Pet Week 


A couple of boobs Kelly and Chris each had variations on...

A man's dream girl: a pussy between the boobs. 

But our breast...um, er...breast caption this week had to come from FreakSmack...

WARNING... DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
The stunt pictured was performed by, or under the supervisions of,
trained professionals.  Attempted recreation could result in serious injury
including: puncture wounds, scratching, biting, nausea, loss of hair, problems
sleeping, constipation, cat calls, and in rare cases erections lasting more than 6 hours...



Congratulations FreakSmack.  You be hangin' with dufus this week.  And thanks to everyone for playing along.  See you all next Wednesday for a new edition of Pause Ponder and Pun.

14 comments:

Don said...

That sure is a cute kitten isn't it?

00dozo said...

Congrats to FreakSmack!

Thanks for the honourable mention, dufus.

nonamedufus said...

Don: The cutest I've ever seen, if you're in to something like that.

nonamedufus said...

00dozo: Hey. you're welcome.

Quirkyloon said...

Congrats to FreakSmack!

Is it a coinkadink that the blogger named FREAK and SMACK is the winner?

Hmm.

*grin*

nonamedufus said...

Quirks: Where's your mind at woman?

Leeuna said...

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious FreakSmack. Congratulations on you win.

nonamedufus said...

Leeuna: FreakSmack's a pretty funny guy!

TuJo said...

Oh Pussy and tittys at the same time! Nice concept! LOL

nonamedufus said...

TuJo: Oh, you picked up on that did you?

FreakSmack said...

Thank you, thank you, there were so many great quotes, it's an honor to be hangin'with dufus.

There's nothing like a nice set of tits paired with a cute little pussy to stimulate the Freak's captioning abilities!

nonamedufus said...

FreakSmack: Thank you for helping us all get our Freak on. It was an "uplifiting" experience.

FreakSmack said...

Thank you, thank you, there were so many great quotes, it's an honor to be hangin'with dufus.

There's nothing like a nice set of tits paired with a cute little pussy to stimulate the Freak's captioning abilities!

00dozo said...

Congrats to FreakSmack!

Thanks for the honourable mention, dufus.

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