How to get a pass on the new TSA "pat-down" searches.
The year Ronald McDonald got hooked on smack.
Holy shit!! Aw no, that's just its face!
"I always wanted to be a stud muffin.
Dudly Do-Right's estranged cousin, Studly So-Wrong.
Stud Muffin.... good one, Double00!"Spike couldn't figure out why he wasn't chosen for the 2011 Pin Up Calendar..."
"I thought this was how I could become a pin-ball wizard!"ORGrowing up, Albert always felt ignored by his Mother. All she ever did was sew. Twenty years later, Albert still seeking his Mother's approval visits her. Her nose is still in her sewing machine. "Mom! Mom! Can you see me now? I'm a pincushion!"Ack, I'd delete that last one, but it took too long to type. hee hee
Stephen, who held advanced degrees in Education and Mathematics, wondered why he was never able to get a job teaching Algebra at the local high school.
Meet Mr. November in this year's Goth Culture Clubs Charity Pin-Up Calendar! Partial proceeds go towards helping victims of poor decision- making pay for reconstructive surgery and laser tattoo removal. - G
Never call your kid a Pinhead. There could be consequences in his later years.
Why, thank-you, Sis Boom-Bah - oops, I meant Ms. Boom Boom.;-)Ha! I totally missed the "pin-up" reference. Good one!
After all that, he still didn't get the part of the "joker" in the new Batman movie! Turns out he just a joke
"Hi! I'm Spike!"The day you realize that you waited too long to join an online dating service.
Well, we certainly can't put him in the MRI machine...
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