The Marriage Experiment: Day 2.
A couple discusses all of Obama's great ideas.
..and then the restaurant said they were out of Splenda and Jim's day was ruined.
Yuri Geller attempts to bend the spoon in Natasha's cup. If successful, he will then attempt to bend Natasha to his will.
Listening in to their thoughts:Him: I knew she shouldn't have ordered the cheese bread. I'm definitely going home alone tonight.Her: Ok sure, that wasn't very ladylike of me. But everyone farts right?SDsimpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com
How am I going to tell her I'm dating her mother?
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours...
"I'm sorry, but I really thought this tie went well with this shirt.""Mmm-hmm. You NEVER listen to me."
You caught it off a toilet seat?
Damn! I knew I shouldn't have taken that Viagara so early.
Hmm...a head in the hand is worth two...no, wait. Head in my bed is worth...no. I know! Hey baby, is that a spoon in your cup or are you just glad to see me?Or:Dammit! When will I learn not to talk about those little sores on my johnson on the first date?
Tom deperately wanted to have sex with Julie. But he couldn't remember his best lines.
Just an average ordinary dinner after 5 years of marriage, isn't it??? Or Am I doing something wrong?
These are all very funny captions! You are going to have a tough job picking one this weekend! - G
Love Mike's caption!
Trojan -- preventing moments like this one 87 to 94 percent of the time.
Love will keep us together? or breaking up is hard to do?
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