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You guys really know how to lay on the mustard. We had some great captions this week.

I really liked Jeremy from We Took The Bait's comment:

Margaret Cho's boyfriend, Frank, prepares to
"wow" the audience with
his impersonation of Mikhail Gorbachev.


Donnie from Beyond Left Field lived up to his blog title with:

Lady, you've got the ketchup right, but your way off with the mustard!


And Frank at I Don't Give a Damn did manage to give:

Janice, for one, welcomes our new giant-hotdog overlords.


But it was 00dozo at When I Reach who went for the gold with:

Originally, Kim had doubts about internet
dating services but exclaimed,
"Unlike the ketchup,
he really knows where to put the mustard!"

Hot dog, 00dozo, you're this week's big wiener. You be hangin' with the the dufus. Woo-hoo! Congratulations.


Comments

Donnie said…
Hear! Hear! Thanks for the mention. I knew it had to be something sexually centered. It was only appropriate.
congrats OOdozo!

and they all have me laughing, great idea for a contest.
nonamedufus said…
Donnie: Hey, sex sells...unless you're Charlie Sheen, then you're looking someone who sells sex.
nonamedufus said…
Everyday Goddess: Oh, we've always got great captions from folks. You should stop by next week and join in.
Thanks for the mention, Dufus!

Frank's impersonation of Gorbachev would have been dead on if he'd replaced the mustard bottle with a fifth of vodka.

Congrats to 00dozo and the hono(u)rable mentions!
nonamedufus said…
Jeremy: Well done guy. Excellent point about Gorbachev.
00dozo said…
Thanks, dufus!! To be honest, I thought it was too wordy and I really liked Jeremy's too.

Thanks everyone, and congrats to the honourables!
nonamedufus said…
00dozo: Your caption was the one with all the garnish. Nice going.
Quirkyloon said…
Congrats to OOdozo! And a big burp to all the honorable mentions!

Why is it when I see the moniker 00dozo I always think of that Styx song:

Domo Domo Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!

hee hee?
nonamedufus said…
Quirks: Well now I don't feel so bad. I guess it's safe to admit I always think of:

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Ziva said…
Congrats 00dozo! Those were all some awesome captions, I'm sorry I missed the contest!
nonamedufus said…
Ziva: Well the last one was December 18th. Sorry if I didn't send you the memo. an you forgive me?
Boom Boom Larew said…
Dang! That was a great one, Double O!
nonamedufus said…
Boom Boom: She da (wo)man!

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