Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Dufe, but yes, you're the only one. :-)
I was raptured! Then they figured out it was a mistake and dropped me back onto the earth.*evil grin*
This is like a bad dream.
You were raptured? I was ruptured. Ouch.
Well, I'll be damned.;-)
You and many others apparently!
The intranets here in the heavens is a little slow - sorry that it took this long to let you know that we're all fine and wish you were here!
The answer is "yes".
I can't hear you over all this effin' harp music!
I think the rapture happened an NO ONE was picked!
You and many others apparently.
So, how was it for you?
Shit, I slept right through it. You were supposed to wake me.
How do you know for sure? Am I in for 5 months of floods and earthquakes and shit?
Can you say effin' in effin' heaven?
Meh, pretty uneventful, I got up there, and then they realized they made a mistake. From what I could tell, it looked like Facebook of the Damned, only climate controlled.
Phew, that's a relief. But then where is everyone. Is there a sale at Wal Mart that I don't know about?
Well if you wouldn't play your effin' ipad so loud maybe, just maybe you'd be able to hear.
Perfect!!! Thanks Linda
There's iPads in heaven? Whoa.
So no probing or anything like that then?
Well, like, thanks for leaving me behind, eh.
No! And I'm here to tell ya Pally Wally I was Pissed!!!
Obviously Steve Jobs knows where his bread is buttered.
effen' right you can!
the answer is "yes", don't you listen?
Yeah, he sure thought ahead.
Cool. Who knew.
Yeah, but a guy can hope can't he?
Well, I don't know if that would exactly work for me.
Marco...Marco.... No Polo? Damn. Where are you, Dufus? And is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Don't think we had the rapture here in Oz. . . I did have a Timtam though. . .kinda close.
So you're saying a chocolate biscuit is close to the rapture, eh? Funny, I woulda gone with sex, but hey...
You clearly have never had a Timtam. FYI, it was a double choc coated Timtam. . .almost better than sex even. . not that I remember. . .
Oh, double chocolate. Well, I'll just have to take your word for it.
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