This must be illustrative of what Steve Tyler used to sing:
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favourite blues.
Or, maybe not 'cause I think they're only seven inch records.
Now that we're in the groove, drop the needle...or at least a caption.
Who knows maybe we'll have someone new who can turn the tables (get it...turntable?) on our previous winners.
We'll find out Saturday just who, ahem, measures up.