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Pause Ponder and Pun #118

Okay you guys.

Here's an uplifting pic for you this week.

You can show me your support by leaving a caption or two.

Bust a move guys and we'll see you Saturday.

Comments

moooooog35 said…
"..and that's how nonamedufus became my favorite blog ever."
Nicky said…
Candy started drinking heavily after she lost a part on Seinfeld to Teri Hatcher. Seems nobody believed her reading of the line "They're real and they're SPECTACULAR"
meleahrebeccah said…
excuse my language but... HOLY FUCK.
meleahrebeccah said…
Ahahahahhhaha! OMFG, Nicky!!
Venom said…
The health nuts alternative to tapping a keg.
Mike said…
Nice spice rack.
Anonymous said…
When Monster Energy Drinks go bad... and morph into Monster Mammaries!

HA!
Frito said…
Would I be the first person to drown in a motorboat?
Shawn said…
When instructed to do so, open the plastic pouch and remove the vest. Slip it over your head. Pass the straps around your waist and adjust at the front. To inflate the vest, pull firmly on the blue cord. If you need to refill the vest, blow into the mouthpieces. Your seat bottom cushion can be used as a flotation device. Pull the cushion from the seat, slip your arms into the straps, and hug the cushion to your chest.
00dozo said…
Octomom's wet nurse.
Shawn said…
If threatened by a greater foe, Cheryl will swell to nearly double her original size, making it much more difficult for the larger male predator to swallow her
Jamie Baker said…
After downing a few bottles of Dasani, Bambi began to suspect that her esophageal surgery hadn't gone quite right.
Vaguemax said…
proof that water goes into jugs

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