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30 Days of Photos III Day 10 - Stalker


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Danielle Batog said…
Very funny!!! Perhaps it will get you through till dinner since you 'missed lunch' ;)
nonamedufus said…
Lunch? I haven't even had breakfast yet.
Laughing Mom said…
My, what long stalks you have...
nonamedufus said…
Pippy Longstalking was my mother.
Pat Kumicich said…
your stalks need a wash!
nonamedufus said…
Hey, stalking can be a dirty business.
Ziva said…
Hey dufus, your stalk is showing.
nonamedufus said…
Aw, "shucks". Now I'm so embarrassed.
Tami Von Zalez said…
Stalk - er? Kinda like git er done?


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MikeWJ said…
You know, last night I was thinking, "I wonder if anybody will take a photograph of some sort of vegetable stalk?" And for some reason, you didn't come to mind. But now that I see it, I realize that I wasn't thinking at all, because you're the Internet's undisputed king of the pun. I feel like an idiot now. A total fool.
Coco said…
Smart person's healthy photo! :)
nonamedufus said…
Well, it was one way to go. A crunchy way.
nonamedufus said…
Now don't celery me short.
nonamedufus said…
Now, now, don't be so hard on yourself. We'll have to take a look at just what's at the root of your problem.
nonamedufus said…
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Linda Medrano said…
This made me laugh out loud! Clever!
nonamedufus said…
It's just the way my mind works. It was the first thing that came into my head. Good thing we had celery in the fridge. Otherwise I would have been stumped.
meleahrebeccah said…
I like it. I like it a lot.
nonamedufus said…
We always stock up on celery.
nonamedufus said…
Me too. I chop it up into a tuna salad or in a peanut butter sandwich. Or eat it with Cheez-Whiz on it.
Paula Wooters said…
Looks like you have quite a few stalkers there, Dufus.
ladyV said…
ah ha! good one. i didn't think of this. plants yes, celery no.
nonamedufus said…
A veritable salad of them.
nonamedufus said…
I've got the makings for a few Bloody Marys here.
Jamie Baker said…
Dadgummit Dufus, get outta my head!!
nonamedufus said…
Head? You're thinking of lettuce. This is celery.
Danielle Batog said…
I absolutely cracked up at your 'hanging out' sidebar photo...very funny. Need some blue cheese dip to go with that celery...but first the hot wings.
nonamedufus said…
I've been using that avatar since I started blogging. Dip and wings? Great idea!
Nicky said…
You are, without a doubt, the punniest, Dufus. Very clever, mon ami!
nonamedufus said…
Well, I try. I don't quite know where it stems from.
It took me a minute and then I laughed outloud. You are SO SMART!
meleahrebeccah said…
I like it. I like it a lot.
nonamedufus said…
Aw, thanks. You've got a golden heart. (Did you know that's a type of celery?)

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